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March 17th, 2013
Aucklanders Turn To Christchurch For Support In Wake Of Harrowing Quake

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Breaking:

Aucklanders have uttered a unanimous call for support from their Christchurch counterparts, in the wake of today’s Harrowing magnitude 3.9 earthquake.

Says Robyn Howard, of Parnell:

“After today, I finally understand what it was like for all those Christchurch residents when they (the earthquakes of 2010 and 2011) hit.”

“Going through an experience like that… It changes you.”

Support shelters are being prepared in Ponsonby, Remuera, Takapuna, Parnell and St Helliers, for those most at risk of Post Traumatic Stress symptoms.

Brittany Coates, a dog walker from Herne Bay, likened the experience to “Some kind of war zone”.

Says Brittany:

“It was really scary. I didn’t personally feel it because I was on the toilet, but all my friends started texting me about it and I was like omg. I thought I was going to die.”

“I’ve never been through anything like this before. It was just crazy. I’ve kind of come to grips now… But it’s really made me stop and reflect, on you know, the fleeting nature of life and all that.”

Brittany said she will probably start “working for a charity or something”, once her St Patrick’s Day celebrations have concluded.

Auckland Mayor Len Brown has asked his Christchurch counterpart Bob Parker for “Any kind of advice really”, as he attempts to pull the rattled city back from it’s current state of delirium and panic.

“Yeah, I’ve been trying to call him. He’s not answering his phone. This better not be about the joke I made about hosting the Rugby World Cup. Because if it is I’m sorry Bob. I’m really sorry.”

A helpline, 0800GETAKLDTHRU  has been setup to provide assistance for all those affected.

Are you in Auckland? Have you been affected by todays earthquake? Leave a comment below:

 

 

  • Scared and worried from auck

    I felt it, I was sitting drinking my coffee, and i looked down at it, and some of the foam on top was moving, right then i knew something was up, so i grabbed my SUV keys, and ran for it.

    I forgot to take my coffee with me though, so will look at lodging a claim for insurance on that, and have it replaced

    Can we put christchurchs claims on hold for a while until my claim is settled,

    When will the charity donations start ? we love you Auckland,

  • Confused as fuck

    Is Rangitoto erupting or are those actual clouds?

    • http://www.facebook.com/sam.matthews.1069 Sam Matthews

      Bit of both I reckon

  • Scared and worried from auck

    Can anyone reccomend a good vet ?
    My Lapdog is terrified, I think he is suffering emotional upset, and has depression, as he wont sit on my lap any more

    • Concerned citizen

      Are you sure it wasn’t just killed in the horrific quake?

  • Andrew Davidson

    Already people are reporting mass devastation in parts of Auckland.

    We can get through this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbAN8iVZtXw&feature=youtu.be

    #KiaKaha

  • marky_mark

    Still better quality journalism than the herald quoting Ali Williams Twitter account

  • sam

    omg dorkland it was a gay little 3.9 harden up you can start feeling scared after a 6 or greater

    • Old Mate

      cool sam

    • Clevergirl

      Do you not get that it’s a joke? Wow your not very bright are you Sam?

    • ^^ This guy is for real

      Wow.